Are you a male addicted to the new Precept MC Lady, but are embarrassed because you are playing with a ladies ball? Do you love the performance, but are afraid of the ridicule you’ll receive from your League buddies? Or maybe you just want to make a statement, and are secure enough to play a women’s ball proudly. Either way, USGolfer.net is here to help you find some interesting solutions to your Precept MC Lady embarrassment issues. Let me start off by saying, that if you are really embarrassed about playing with the Lady because the mean guys in the golf League pick on you, you probably should be playing with a women’s ball anyway and might as well just hit from the Reds.

For the rest of you here are your basic options:

1. Using some concealer. Luckily, The Precept MC Lady is not fluorescent pink with cursive lettering screaming at everyone, "Hey look at me! I’m a pretty, pretty golf ball!" The only distinguishing mark on the Precept MC Lady is the word "LADY" printed on the side of the ball in burgundy. This can be easily covered up with a Sharpie permanent marker. Or you can be really creative and have text printed on the ball

2. Custom modification. Turning a negative into a positive! If you are like most men you hate to see a LADY "cover up", so instead you can change the text to something interesting just by adding a few interesting words. Here are some examples: LADY LUCK, LADY KILLER, LUCK BE A LADY, LADY IN WAITING, LADY OF THE NIGHT, etc. You can order these balls with the custom imprints from a number of sources. The average cost for this solution is about $30.00 for the balls and about $20.00 for the imprinting. The other solution is the cheaper do-it-yourself approach. For $20.00 you can purchase a custom imprinting kit and then just buy the balls for around $25.00 at a local sporting goods store.

3. Personal modification. One other option available to some is to gender reassignment surgery. While we do not personally recommend doing this, you can theoretically add 50 to 100 yards to your drives. This is a little costly though and can easily reach the $10,000 mark. That’s an expensive set of balls! You may have other issues if this solution is attractive to you.

4. Have fun with it. Another solution is to joke around about your use of women’s balls. If you can laugh at yourself you’ll have no problem convincing others its ok. Try dressing up like a women, is always good for a few laughs and you’ll probably be so preoccupied with how ugly you look that you’ll totally forget about the whole ball issue. If you are like most men, especially those that are married, your balls belong to some women anyway, so why not just accept it and move on.

Hopefully these suggestions were helpful. If you would like more information about any of these solutions except gender reassignment of which I know nothing, please send emails to submit@usgolfer.net