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A beautiful woman plays a threesome of golf Par Rough
A beautiful women was invited to join a three some for a round of golf.

"Be sure you're here at 6:30," the group said.

She showed up at 6.30 the next week and shot 5 under par. The men were astounded. The next week she was there on time again and this time she played left handed and shot a cool 6 under par.

Flabbergasted by this display of prowess, one of the men asked, "how do you decide whether to play right handed or left handed?"

"That's easy", she replied. "My husband doesn't go to work until 10.00 a.m. When I get up I look under the covers. If his penis is lying toward his right side, I play right handed and if it is lying toward his left side I play left handed."

"What if it's standing straight up," one of the men asked jokingly.

"That's easy," she said. "I don't show up until 8:30."

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