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St.Peter & God are playing golf Par Rough
St. Peter and God were playing golf one day. Peter teed of first and hit a pretty good shot straight down the fairway.

God teed off next and hit a terrible shot heading for the rough. Then out of the blue, a squirrel caught the ball and ran with it to the fairway. Then a bird swooped down and took the ball. It dropped the ball in on a turtle in a water hazard. The turtle then put the ball in the hole and God got a hole in one.

Peter turned to God and said, "Are we gonna play golf or are we gonna fuck around?!!"

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