| Jim Murray | "If your caddie coaches you on the tee, Hit it down the left side with a little draw, ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie." |
| Jim Murray | "Actually, the only time I ever took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that." |
| Jim Murray | There are certain things you dont believe in. The Easter Bunny, Campaign promises, The Abominable Snowman, A husband with lipstick on his collar, and a guy who tells you he shot a 59 on his own ball- out of town of course! |