Anonymous Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief. Anonymous Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. Anonymous Real golfers know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole. Anonymous Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. Anonymous In golf as in life, it's the follow through that makes the difference. Anonymous Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. Anonymous If there is any larceny in man, golf will bring it out. Anonymous Golf is an easy game...It’s just hard to play. Anonymous If it goes right, it’s a slice. If it goes left, it’s a hook. If it goes straight, it’s a miracle. Anonymous Real golfers have two handicaps: one for bragging and one for betting.